I enjoy the overstuffed Laura Ashley chinch cushions scattered carelessly around my cerebral office, like a cup of Joe on the go, so is my office. An anywhere room to retreat to, make notes in, to take comfort in, to sip Coppla’s Claret from cut crystal wine glasses, as needed. I purposely decorated the virtual Room of my Own to resemble the real one—it reduced my bank balance by eighty thousand dollars and the single biggest purchase in my vast, and color-tainted life—because the physical room is the gateway to me. It’s where my girl and boy collect. ‘Mommy, can I? Where are my…? Do you know..? I need twenty dollars. Do you have a book called Wuthering Heights?’ I wonder if the eighty thousand was wasted.

